Dog Barbecue Sauce

The other night we were at the grocery store, and I noticed, I believe it was called “Dog Sauce.”

Now this confused me greatly. Shouldn’t this be in the Korean or Asian aisle? Sauce to put on your dog meat. If so, do Korean’s only have one kind of sauce for their dog? I would think it would be more like when you go to a Chinese Buffet, and they have walnut chicken, sweet and sour, orange, and so on and so forth. Tens of types of sauce for chicken.  Though, it did specify between puppies and dogs, so apparently you have to a different kind of sauce. Obviously the puppy meat would be a lot more tender so it would be more of a milder sauce. (I’ve been to a Great City BBQ once, I know this stuff).  I would also think a puppy sauce would be sweeter, as they are innocent and haven’t had much time to get into a lot of trouble.

Or if it’s for your dog to eat, why? Dogs lick their butts, why do we need to make their food taste better?!? They drink from the toilet. They sniff each other’s butts. So I think it’s safe to say, their palates are not very refined and necessitate fine dining. Yes, I know barbecue isn’t really fine dining, but for a dog, it is. And it depends on where ya live, I live near a city that is known for it’s barbecue. When has a dog ever said to you, “Hey, my food is a little dry and bland, I need some sauce to put on it.”

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News

I don’t watch the news very often, ok really at all, at least not by choice.
I have discovered recently, that this is a very good thing, as news reporters are dumb.

The other day I was in the locker room at the gym getting changed (hrmm..seems I talk a lot about the locker room recently. Maybe it would help more if I used the gym equipment and not just go hang out in the locker room.) and the news was on. I heard the news lady say “A teen was arrested. The mother had the money for bail and didn’t pay it. Is this bad parenting?” I’m like WTH! Why would you ever ask that?!?! It’s not like she’s the first parent to do so and hopefully parents don’t start thinking it’s bad to leave them in there because of trash like this. My brother got arrested and just left in jail. Kids need to learn a lesson and bailing them out doesn’t do it. I can’t believe that would be said.

And then the other night, we were watching tv and the show we were watching ended and before we turned the channel saw some of the news. It was talking about they were closing a couple of the lanes on the highway this weekend to fix pot holes. They had a guy bitching about the lanes being closed. I’m sure it’s one of the same people bitching there are pot holes too. At least they close it on the weekend when there’s less traffic that has to get to work and slowing down rush hour. Though it was amazing to see both days, the idiots that still tried to go that way and the traffic wayyy backed up. Saturday we’d gone out and knew to avoid that way of the highway and came back on the highway.  Some people just aren’t happy unless they are bitching.

Death Cat

So lately, every once in a while, the cat has started waking me up super early to cuddle.

Now I had always wanted a cat that would sleep with me, since I was really little. Now, it just creeps me out.

We’ve had the cat since January and this cuddling this is new just about a week or two. The reason it creeps me out is you’ve all probably heard about those cats that live in old people’s homes that predict people’s deaths? If not go here

So this cat would go to people’s rooms and lay on them a couple hours before they died. So with this sudden wanting to be near me, I can’t help but to think, she’s predicting my death. That I will die somehow later that day.
So far, I haven’t died…That I know of anyway. Though I’m pretty sure I haven’t as I’ve never met a zombie that could type. And I don’t have a craving for brains. Though, with the people I work with and share the road with, brains are definitely lacking, so maybe it could be one of those things where the people I’m around don’t have brains so it doesn’t elicit any cravings for them. So if I went to like NASA or somewhere super smart people work, I would go into a frenzy.

I don’t think I’ve died, I haven’t seen any super bright lights either. Except at night on the highway, and I can’t get to those as there’s a cement barrier on the highway, I wouldn’t want to hurt my car. I also haven’t seen Jennifer Love, Chip Coffey, Amy Bruni, Kris Williams, Grant Wilson, Jason Hawes, Dave Tango, or Steve Gonsalves hanging around. Though, that part would be hella cool and I wish that would happen. They all seem like really nice cool people.

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The Lights are on but nobody’s home

So like I’ve mentioned, people at work are dumb.

The newest fad, leaving the lights off in offices.  I hate this. I don’t have an office. But the one manager, told another “cause it’s cool.” Well the second regarded this as in temperature, when I heard it said I thought as in hip. “They’re going green” GAY.

It’s so annoying cause the lights on is a sign the person is actually here. So now it’s like, oh so and so is gone, walk by and their talking on the phone or whatever. ARGH. I’ve discussed this with other, smarted people than I am surrounded by at work, heat rises, turning off the lights doesn’t affect it. But then again person 2 is very easy and can be talked into anything.  Person 2 has claimed, oh yea it really is a lot cooler in here with the lights off.” Though, for me, I’m always freezing in the office and wearing a jacket.

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So cruel

Sorry, I suck at titles.

So ya know what’s kinda ironic but totally cruel?

Having restaurants near like gyms and weight loss places.

I drive home from the gym and have to drive by a million restaurants. Sometimes it smells soooo good. And so evil. I feel my arties clogging just from the smell.

It’s cruel to the people working out cause they as they are going in the gym or coming out, smell all the amazing smells. And thus are more likely to go eat there. Cause hey! I just worked out, I can afford the calories. Or they don’t eat it and are just like, man that smells sooo good. Smells a lot better than the celery I’m going to have for dinner.

Cruel to the people eating cause it’s like hey there fatty. You just ate all that really shitty food and you should come in a burn it off. You’re a disgusting slob that doesn’t care about your health.

In Capital City there was a plaza with a pizza buffet and Chinese buffet with a like Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers or something like that. I know it certainly made me feel bad coming out of the pizza buffet.

Bastards.

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Could you drive any better with that phone shoved up your ass?!?!

I would like to make a PSA:

WHEN WEATHER CONDITIONS PERMIT, GO THE FRICKIN SPEED LIMIT. This afternoon as I was driving to the gym from work, I got stuck behind a woman going 40, in a 65. Seriously?!?! There was absolutely no reason to go that slow. There was a ton of space between them and the car in front of them. I have always said, if you are too scared to go the speed limit in good conditions, get off the damn road!

I hate driving. I really do. I wouldn’t want to give to give it up cause of the freedom and what not. But some people really just should not be behind the wheel. Put down the damn phone, stop texting and drive. Every time someone is going slow or swerving they are always messing with the phone.

One time a couple years ago, I was driving home from work, traffic was backed up going the opposite direction. In the middle of of the backup, there was a person with their hazards on. They weren’t pulled over or anything, just sitting in traffic with hazards. At first when I saw this, I thought, hmm, that’s kinda weird. Then as I thought about, I realized it’s actually a good idea. If all the shitty drivers had to drive with hazards on, how awesome that would be? Then you would know who the idiots to look out for are.

Though sometimes, you really can predict these idiots. One time I was driving to work and I saw this person switch lanes like 4 times, getting closer to me. And sure enough, they started to come into my lane right, when they were right next to me. Idiot.

So what I need is someone to drive me around. They would have to wait for me and be there to pick me up immediately. I always hated waiting for my dad to pick me up from school. So any volunteers? I can’t afford to pay you more than in love and appreciation, but really? What more do you need in life?

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Modesty…pfft

So I’m not really too conservative but sometimes…

So like normal, I went to the gym after work. I walked into the locker room, and the first thing I see? A woman standing at the trashcan wearing only a bikini bottoms. So this part not too disturbing, was like eh whatever. But the 5 – 10 minutes I was in there changing clothes, she was just standing there almost naked. She did some stretching, some squats, rubbed lotion all over her body and checking herself out in the mirror.

Wow..I sound like a real creeper. I wasn’t staring, it was hard not to see. I guess at least she wasn’t fat. But still who just stands there staring at themselves in a public locker room for like 10 minutes.

Though, it reminds me of when my grandma lived with us. One day I had taken a shower and then dyed my hair. I decided to just leave the towel on until it was time to rinse it out, and rinse it out in the shower. So I was walking through the kitchen where my grandma and dad were watching tv, to go downstairs to the shower. Now my grandma hated me for whatever reason and wouldn’t talk if I was in the room. So as soon as I was out of her sight, I heard her tell my dad, “She doesn’t dress very modestly.” So of course my dad was like, “She’s taking a shower, what do you think she should be fully dressed?” Apparently.

Or when my mom bought me a spaghetti strap tank top and I was wearing it then she had a cow. “OMG What are you wearing?!? You need to put on more clothes.”

Of course there are going to be naked people in a locker room, but discretion people.  You change as quickly as possible and get on.