Monday, August 16, 2010

Huge Disappointment

Several times I’ve gone to the gym and see this:

Bud LightA van?….a car?…a vehicle of some sort with Bud Light on the side. The first couple of times I saw it, it got my hopes up. Free Beer? Inside? Yes maam. Only to get in there and no free beer. WTH! What kind of *GYM* doesn’t give offer free beer to it’s clients? Not one I wanna be part of! So once I find a gym that gives free beer and cookies, I’m soooo switching gyms.

To make matters worse…Last Wednesday, I went into the locker room and opened a locker to put my stuff in and this is what I found:

RumAn EMPTY bottle of rum. WTH am I going to do with an empty bottle of rum?!?! I love rum. This was just cruel. I’ve never had Orchard Cherry Rum before and there they are just teasing me showing me what I am missing.

I need to find a better gym with more booze.


  1. Okay.. that shit is just cruel. I would leave a sign on the bottle that said "next time you decide to leave me booze.. please dont drink it all first" then place it in a place where it will be seen by all.

  2. Fight fire with a bigger blow torch like fire. Fist stick liquor labels all over your work out clothes to look like you're sponsored like Lance Armstrong. Do the same thing to your car. Go to the airport trash and get box fulls of those little empties they give you. Put them in every locked and by each work out machines as you walk past. This will make everything think you have an IN an they are just sad sober losers.

  3. Who DOES that?!? I would like to find a gym that is next door to a Krispy Kreme- so them after I worked out for an hour, I could go and eat like 24 donuts. ummm....

  4. That's just wrong to do you like that! And Orchard Cherry rum sounds kick ass! Now I've gotta put my bra back on and go to the liquor store!